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MILSO. I enjoy pointing at things I find to be wonderful and sharing them with others, not answering my phone and shameless dancing in public emporiums.


come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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scoping out the hunnies like


scoping out the hunnies like

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this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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"The axe forgets; the tree remembers."
African proverb (via istruggleandemerge)

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