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MILSO. I enjoy pointing at things I find to be wonderful and sharing them with others, not answering my phone and shameless dancing in public emporiums.

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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whatsacanada:

where is african america?

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caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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"The axe forgets; the tree remembers."
African proverb (via istruggleandemerge)

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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— 3 days ago with 161496 notes

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

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