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MILSO. I enjoy pointing at things I find to be wonderful and sharing them with others, not answering my phone and shameless dancing in public emporiums.

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

me: *names child yogurt*
me: *accidentally brings home Ellen’s child named butter*
me: this can’t be yogurt

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

me: *names child yogurt*

me: *accidentally brings home Ellen’s child named butter*

me: this can’t be yogurt

(Source: alsocool, via tyleroakley)

— 1 day ago with 248256 notes
#tcby  #ellen degeneres  #butter 
super glad to be out of the hospital

super glad to be out of the hospital

— 1 day ago
#pericarditis 

smarttho:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

magelulu:

so apparently two slightly different versions of let it go were made for the movie this is the version they decided not to use [x]

I WAS EXPECTING A RICK ROL LAND I T HINK I JSUT HAD A HEART ATTACK

I CAN’ BREAT HE HELP ME

its gets funnier the longer you listen

(via miscaitlin)

— 1 day ago with 137874 notes





We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

(Source: heypsiusmile, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 680753 notes
"My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story."
Johnny Depp (via observando)
— 2 days ago with 1225 notes

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via sloth-grunge)

— 2 days ago with 280571 notes